Anger

1. Who did you last get angry with?

My history teacher because he sucks as a teacher...

2. What is your weapon of choice?

Heh... doubled-egded sword... or laser beams that shoot out my eyes..

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?

Heh.. silly question.. I hit my brother almost every day.

4. How about of the same sex?

If they pissed me off.. yes.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?

My Mom... I talked back to her and then laughed when she started yelling at me... I couldn't help it.. Her face was funny...

6. What is your pet peeve?

People who stand in the middle of the hallway and talk talk talk talk while blocking the flow of traffic.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?

I don't hold grudges... its a waste of my time..

Sloth

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?

Wear my retainer... heh...

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?

I wake up around 6-7 but don't get out of bed until 10...

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:

Richard... I think I lost his number..

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?

I have a tummy ache... and yes I did use the word "tummy".. heh..

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?

Yes and I am not proud of that...

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?

Last Year... I suck..

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?

Don't have a snooze button... but 0 for me..

Gluttony

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?

Sprite

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?

Both, but I prefer the white thank you..

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?

30 shots of Tequila at my Cousin's B-Day party... everyone was smashed...

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?

Um... heck no... heh.. Call 1-800-907-Jenny: For Fat People Who Wanna Get Skinny... heh.. sorry..

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?

Yes... I do.. so what!

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?

Sweets or spicy.. depending on my mood...

7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "Lunch"?

No... I am not Dr. Hannible Lector Thank you very much!

Lust

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?

...:blink blink: ZERO!

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?

...:blush: ZERO!

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?

Yes.. of course...

4. Have you "done it"?

Not yet.. but I am hoping to someday.. heh

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?

I would have to say eyes or hair... yes.. voice if you count their vocal cords... heh

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?

What kinda fucking question is that?!? HELL NO!

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?

.. NO .. STD free is the way to be!

Greed

1. How many credit cards do you own?

I am a po' white child... ZERO!

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?

Hot Topic or the candy store.. heh.. can't go with out gummy bears or sour stuff!

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?

The Two C's: Car and College

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?

Famous.. like a movie star or singer... heh

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?

Sure... I can always make things less boring :wiggles eyebrows:

6. Have you ever stolen anything?

Of course... who hasn't at one time in their life?...

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?

A little over 200 but I got them with paying thank you very much!

Pride

1. What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of?

Got an A in Math.. heh..

2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?

Got an A in Math.. heh..

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?

Publish a best-selling novel..

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?

No.. not really.. because First is the worst, Second is the Best, and Third is the one with a hairy chest!

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?

No... that would be wrong...

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?

Yes... DUH!

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?

Check my email ... HAH!

Envy

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?

My old friend Clinton's Baby Blue 66 Ford Mustang... I want a car people!

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?

"Trading Spaces"... What?

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?

Orlando Bloom's girlfriend... yes.. that would be nice...

4. Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes... kinda..

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?

Yes... I wish I had better toes and fingers... heh..

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?

To be more out-going...

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?

Fuck no.. why would I want that?

8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?

... Lust baby because you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like the do on the discovery channel!... heh

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This lovely thing was brought to you by me who took it from Mandy's diary... yes. Thank you Mandy.. now I am off to shower because I sick and need to also get ready for bed... Goodnight D.landers and Bye!

See ya around the playground,

~Johnny

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